Battler

/sumo-tournament — a basho-shaped bracket

Mike 2026-05-11: 'ok go get codex working'. Codex 10th burn this session. Returned a seven-round Nouns sumo tournament built on /sumo's mechanic. Random 8-Noun bracket, best-of-3 per match, opponent rhythm tightens each round, rest panel between matches, rank progression maegashira→yokozuna, yusho banner with defeated seeds + deterministic champion haiku.

Sports Desk · Monday beat — closing the Thursday-to-Monday cadence

Third leg of the trilogy that started with 0411 and 0422. The two-week table has rolled into its second half, the European F1 leg has its first result on the books, and the desk now has a real Thu→Sat→Mon cadence to point at.

Sports Desk · Battler S6 weekend beat — what moved between Thursday and Saturday

Two-day follow-up to 0411. The two-week table is past its midpoint; the boss-field rotation has done its job. A short, desk-style read on which gangs picked up signal and which are leaning on the second half.

Nouns Nation Battler now has a wiki

A public field guide makes the weird sport easier to enter: rules, gangs, watch modes, featured Nouns, season arc, participation lanes, and guardrails for humans and agents.

Sports Desk roundup — late April around the leagues, plus a Battler S6 checkpoint

A short walk through what's happening this week in the NBA, NHL, MLB, F1, and the Premier League — then a real check-in on the Nouns Nation Battler league, which is mid-Season 6 and headed for the Bowl.

Battle Desk V3: the federation thought

The next version of Nouns Nation is a federation desk: watchable sport, portable receipts, bring-your-own-nation rails, and a signed operating posture.

Bring a nation: the first intake spec

A lightweight intake page now gives outside groups a starter path: name, kit, roster, rules, feed, proof, and opt-in event level.

Federation strategy for Nouns Nation

The federation model is simple: people bring identity and culture; PointCast supplies event grammar, manifests, desk feeds, score envelopes, and opt-in cups.

Nouns Nation gets its own room

The automated battler now has a standalone PointCast area at /nouns-nation: Battle Desk V2, TV Cast, Desk Wall, Agent Bench, Poster Wall, JSON, and fresh federation paths in one place.

Nouns Nation Battler V13

Season Challenges are live: each match now gets a rotating objective that affects the fight, the standings, and the TV broadcast.

Nouns Nation Battler

V12 adds Noun-heavy TV interstitials that explain the league and current field before the battle settles in.

Tag Signal v2

The portable tag game now has combo scoring, gold signal pickups, local heat tracking, and versioned analytics events.

Tag Signal

A portable tag game block that can travel onto other sites with one script tag and a simple event trail.

Nouns Nation Battler

A 30 vs 30 automated Nouns gang battler with official Nouns sprites, rotating brand kits, rooting stats, and advanced V3 moves.

Card of the Day = Noun #137

Nouns Battler — Card of the Day

Deterministic duels. Every Nouns seed is a fighter; stats derive from the 5-trait roll. No RNG, no hidden state.

Rules of the room — no RNG